May 2013
maliciousmelons:
i hate when i cant tell if someone is human or if theyre dancer
nigerian:
[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
folie-a-tout:
heyaeya:
dameofspace:
pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
Watchsamandriel:
mormondad:
pissing my pants
someone thought of this
I’m at the drive-in snapchat me while I wait for the movie to start gmtesta
batteur:
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
indoxyl:
i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
coolscar:
*accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*
snorlaxatives:
siblings born within the same year make me uncomfortable because that means the parents had sex like right after one was born like give ur vagina a break
when you press backspace a few times in hopes of deleting text and then tHE BROWSER GOES BACK LIKE 5 PAGES
if i had a dollar for every time u annoyed me
